I Think I’ve Got That New Disease I’ve Seen Advertised
By Kieron Mcfadden
To: Lucifer Beelzebub, CEO, Grimm Reaper Pharmaceuticals.
From: Ruth Less, CEO. Ruth Less Disease Promotions Inc
Dear Mr. Beelzebub,
Are you looking for a way to monetize the green goo your research labs concocted last year but no-one has yet found a use for?
Well, have no fear because here at Disease Promotions Inc, we have the solution!!
If you have several tons of nondescript fluid taking up space in the warehouse, don’t rush to dump it because you may well be dumping a fortune in easy profits. The good news is, you can recycle your green goo into greenbacks! All you need is some intelligent marketing and single-minded dedication to the art of making money from old rope.
Let us package, promote and market your goo for you, using the latest breakthrough in pharmaceutical marketing: ADE, the Animal Disease Epidemic.
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Do you believe I’m a Scientologist?
Published January 11, 2009 Commentary , Drugs , Mental Health , Non Humor 1 CommentTags: antidepressants, medication, Politics, psychiatry, scientology
Posted by Andy Alt on January 11, 2009
The following is a comment I wrote on the post at Antidepressants, physical dependence, and semantics. To read the full discussion, visit the preceding link.
daedalus2u:
Based on that statement, it’s clear you didn’t read much, if any, of the discussion on this page. It includes comments from people who are “biased” against medication.
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