Solving problems by using humor, denial, avoidance, delusions, and blasphemy, but occasionally slipping into the black hole of reality
By Andy Alt / Mental Dimensions
March 8, 2009
On the planet Earth, there are millions of animal species. Of these millions, only humans are silly enough to think they can change the time of day using a law, and only humans are foolish enough to believe any such change took place. Extraterrestrial aliens are looking down on us right now saying, “Daylight Savings Time? What the fuck?”
By Andy Alt / Mental Dimensions
March 7, 2009
Creating and living in your own reality is like having an advanced security system installed in your home; but instead of only preventing intruders from entering, it will also prevent you from exiting.
By Andy Alt / Mental Dimensions
March 7, 2009
If you don’t wish to be victimized by your children then don’t give them your new home address when you move.
Blasphologies 1100-1102
By Andy Alt / Mental Dimensions
Oct 13, 2008
Relief often accompanies my feelings of paranoia. If reality were as treacherous as I frequently anticipated, I’d be severely worried between episodes of my paranoid fantasies. Continue reading ‘Blasphologies 1100-1102′
Blasphology 1012
“It’s a glorious thing that my poetry is so bad
Women are assured I’m the author because the rhyme is so sad
Not to worry, it’s only a fad
Don’t kill me, Please! No, don’t murder me! Don’t be so mad!”
Blasphology 1011
“If thy religion dictates that masturbation is a sin, bear in mind that it’s only a sin because thy God created the decree. Pray thou that there will be a third Testament (“Old, New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue” perhaps), Continue reading ‘Blasphologies 1009-1012 | Humor’
Blasphology 1008
“If you keep a framed picture of yourself facing the front of your mirror, it doesn’t imply that you’re a narcissist; it indicates that you’re an extremely thoughtful person who’s very considerate of your mirror.”
Blasphology 1007
“Money can indeed buy happiness, but it will be heavily taxed.” Continue reading ‘Blasphologies 1005-1008 | Humor’
Blasphology 1004
“Racial tolerance is a good thing, but if a person is prejudice against Nazis, would that be irony or hypocrisy?”
Blasphology 1003
“You’re only as smart as what you learn, minus what you forget. I call that ‘math.’” Continue reading ‘Blasphologies 1001-1004 | Humor’
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